well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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