I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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