I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Still dying that you shit outside
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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