I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
