Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Houston, we have a blender
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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