I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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