It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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