Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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