hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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