Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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