We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
It's Friday. Sex?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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