I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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