I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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