Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
When are your genitals available?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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