return my video game
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize