i think my mom watched the whole time
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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