just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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