Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We left the knife in your bed.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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