No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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