Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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