Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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