Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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