Quick, to the slutcave!
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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