i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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