This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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