Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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