My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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