i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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