We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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