Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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