Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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