if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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