And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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