The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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