why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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