So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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