no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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