Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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