My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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