But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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