Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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