Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize
