Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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