So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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