That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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