haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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