Your tits are I can't wait for
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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