we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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