I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Randomize
