She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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