Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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