ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Enjoy the penises
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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