Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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