Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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