Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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