i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I need a burrito and a hug.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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